• Calum: Dude, you laugh at your own jokes so much
  • Ashton: 'Cause I'm fucking funny
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    cherryblossombarrage:

    brachiosaurs:

    improbablenormality:

    caraknightley:

    puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

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    TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

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    I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

    #the bruce banner of the sea

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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    inkedpals:

    THIS BOY MUST BE PROTECTED 

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    zarriallurl:

    NIALL CALLING HARRY PRINCESS IS MY ULTIMATE UNDOING…I-HAVE U SEEN MY TAG FOR HARRY?!!

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